Quotation Inc. is the Goon-as-a-Service platform that helps households, startups and wedding committees deploy dramatic presence at scale. Your free will. Our muscle. Fully managed.
No credit card required. No goons provided either.
Trusted by fast-growing teams across Kerala
One dashboard to provision, monitor and scale your on-demand intimidation workforce.
Redundant staring across three availability zones: verandah, junction and bus stop.
Live ETA for every Royal Enfield. Webhook fires on each rev.
Our auditor was Pappan Chettan. He glared at the servers. They passed.
Our proprietary model decides when to walk in slow motion. It always decides yes.
Every goon is vetted, background-checked and certified in stakeholder intimidation.
Pay per session. GST extra. Background score included on all plans.
Custom SLAs, dedicated goon pods and SSO for Kudumbashree units. Contact sales. Sales will contact you. Slowly.
Onboarding takes under a minute. Offboarding is immediate, because nobody was onboarded.
DEPLOYMENT FAILED
Quotation Inc. doesn't exist. Nobody is coming. No Bullet, no mundu, no BGM.
Recommended next step: go talk to them like an adult. Bring tea. Tea has better ROI than goons.
Don't take our word for it. Take the word of these completely fictional people.
Remote-first. Verandah-friendly. Apply by staring at your screen intensely. We'll know.